- Outside Message: You are my ABSOLUTE favorite person in the world.
- Inside Message: And that's why it bums me out that you're not aging as well as I am. Happy Birthday.
- All Bald Guy Greetings are printed on recycled paper
- Measures 5 x 7 inches. (vertical)
- In addition to our cards being funny -- each Bald Guy Greetings envelope has a funny message printed on the inside of the flap.
