- Outside Message: You're at that age where...
- Inside Message: We can all safely assume that most of your elementary school teachers are no longer with us. Happy Birthday.
- All Bald Guy Greetings are printed on recycled paper
- Measures 5 x 7 inches. (vertical)
- In addition to our cards being funny -- each Bald Guy Greetings envelope has a funny message printed on the inside of the flap.