- Outside Message: Happy Birtday to my brother from another mother.
- Inside Message: AKA: A friend of mine, who is like a bother. But also, if you ever need a kidney or something -- there is almost zero chance I will be a match.
- All Bald Guy Greetings are printed on recycled paper
- Measures 5 x 7 inches. (vertical)
- In addition to our cards being funny -- each Bald Guy Greetings envelope has a funny message printed on the inside of the flap.
