- Outside Message: You're a hard person to shop for
- Inside Message: And that's a huge part of why I didn't get you anything. Happy Birthday, though
- All Bald Guy Greetings are printed on recycled paper
- Measures 5 x 7 inches. (vertical)
- In addition to our cards being funny -- each Bald Guy Greetings envelope has a funny message printed on the inside of the flap.
