- Outside Message: I hope you have the best birthday ever.
- Inside Message: That's right, I said it. Screw everyone else's birthday.
- All Bald Guy Greetings are printed on recycled paper
- Measures 5 x 7 inches. (vertical)
- In addition to our cards being funny -- each Bald Guy Greetings envelope has a funny message printed on the inside of the flap.
