- Outside Message: This might not be the best birthday card in the world
- Inside Message: But it's definitely the first one I read at the store. Happy Birthday
- All Bald Guy Greetings are printed on recycled paper
- Measures 5 x 7 inches. (vertical)
- In addition to our cards being funny -- each Bald Guy Greetings envelope has a funny message printed on the inside of the flap.
