For those of you with drama queens, hypochondriacs, and people with low pain thresholds in your life: this one's for you.

• Outside Message: "I think you missed your calling as a dairy farmer..."
• Inside Message: "Because you are milking this for all it's worth. I hope you feel better soon."
• Cards are in cellophane sleeve
• Dimensions: 5.5″ x 4.3″
• Made in United States