- Outside Message: You're not getting old
- Inside Message: But just so you know, I did buy your card in a section called "Pre-Dead"
- All Bald Guy Greetings are printed on recycled paper
- Measures 5 x 7 inches. (vertical)
- In addition to our cards being funny -- each Bald Guy Greetings envelope has a funny message printed on the inside of the flap.
