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You Don't Get Older, You Get Better Birthday Card
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Bald Guy Greetings
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All Bald Guy Greetings are printed on recycled paper
Measures 5 x 7 inches. (vertical)
In addition to our cards being funny -- each Bald Guy Greetings envelope has a funny message printed on the inside of the flap.
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