- Outside Message: You're so vain. I bet you think this card is about you Don't you? Don't you?
- Inside Message: Okay. it is about you. Happy Birthday.
- All Bald Guy Greetings are printed on recycled paper
- Measures 5 x 7 inches. (vertical)
- In addition to our cards being funny -- each Bald Guy Greetings envelope has a funny message printed on the inside of the flap.
